Stuart Stone
Theoretical exercise here, using the principle that questioning negates understanding:
'The Sheriff handed it to me and when I checked the back page, I told him that this wasn't a true certified copy. His response was "I say it is".'
Responses (to the sheriff): Are you claiming to be a party to this document, as I cannot see your name on it?
By what authority are you claiming that this is a true certified copy?
What evidence do you have to support your claim that this is a true certified copy?
Are you offering legal advice? Are you qualified to be providing legal advice? Are you a licensed lawyer?
...Am I on the right track with this line approach or am I just pissing in the wind?