Aug 15, 2013 10:52 PM

Haha, I can't believe this is not on the Huffington Post or the Onion.

If god can cry, he must shit too !, and Man when he shits, he shits....

http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad250/picturesingapore/november%206/OhGodNo.jpg

I'm going to climb a tree and start pissing from it.....I'll have every cult in North America running around with their mouths open singing and dancing and throwing me money for my "God Tears."

You're offering a TENDER FOR LAW for your PISS?

..can you at least shit on them for FREE??

PISS = 'God Tears'

SHIT = 'Jesus Snacks' ?

So, if a bunch of frogs get picked up in a Tornado & dumped in a field in Kansas for example, does that mean God is sharing French cuisine, or is God actually French? :P

Gee, thanks Dean. It's SO hard to find stupid shit from the "spiritual" types! :D

ants keep aphids like cattle for the sweet sticky crap

I KNEW Dean Clifford had SOME dirty fantasies.

Not so fast..throw in a few virgins, a couple of cathedrals and a goat, and I think we have the making of an epic Fellini-esque masterpiece. Torrential Transcendence, maybe Water of Life, The Postman Pees Twice.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=531046563649718&set=a.157796790974699.40772.157750900979288&type=1&theater