The Tender For Law

Volume 3

Aug 02, 2013 8:37 AM

Anibal Jose Baez

Wow! I'm so gullible. I guess I'm doomed.

Important notes about Derek's Tender for Bullshit:

1- Never initiate hostile intent/contact. 2- One MUST NEVER attorn. 3- If one attorns, one is fucked. 4- Signing under the threat of "duress" or "a beating" is for pussies, for then one ATTORNS. Now, signing under the threat of getting your legs kicked, is for mega-pussies, apparently. 5- Before one does/acts on anything, one MUST know WHY we are doing things. (that should be a dead giveaway) 6- If anyone is trying to kill you, you better do some shit about it. 7- NEVER lie to Scott.

He did help to bring out some gold nuggets from Scott. Thanks Derek, I'll miss you, wish you well!