Aug 02, 2013 2:48 AM

not uploaded.

It works.

now it does.

thanks, forgot to ask if i can get a recording, didnt need to ask now

Regardless if you think i bullshit or not, you given me something to work with, for filing charges, its one of the reasons why i called you, scanning full probation order now will post in a few.

Here is the probation order.

www.dosrpg.net/other/Scan1.pdf www.dosrpg.net/other/Scan2.pdf www.dosrpg.net/other/Scan3.pdf

i had tyo plead guilty because i feared for my life. i requested the nurse but was refused. Asked to relocate refused told to grown up and stuff.

i will go to the court house tomorrow to begin the process of laying charges.

Would be rgeat to see the video.

You signed it. You're done.

Don't say another word. Whatever you have to say will be a lie.

If you're saying they threatened to "beat you up"...no wait... "kick your legs"... if you didn't sign, then you are just a coward. Seriously. It's not like arrest. Signing is attorning. You CHOSE to. You are simply lying...

...about legal stuff...

...Legal bullshit, as it were.

Tell me, do you feel a slight tingling sensation?

I guess so! :D

:-D

Next time, I won't retain myself like that, I will go full blast :-D

fuck... hang on a second... * the good the bad the ugly theme*

missed it ?

fuck glasses were dirty. re read, fuck.. missed it, shit piss fuck. glad it's over.

god damn Internet it fuck me every time

..i see alots happened since 10pm :/

oh ya... missed it myself.. it is on a couple of different threads... quite the read.

THE END

All movies has it end

a fitting one at that .

Ending....whatever

no END is Good.

I don't agree...

so what.

Nothing

Although i dont know if this story is 100% true, i can assure you stupid shit goes on in jail alot like he spoke about. Not quite sure its exactly like that but mainly they will take your food or provoke a fight so you catch another charge so you stay longer. Initiation is something i havent heard of before but i can see it happening with the likes of Derek seeing he is only 105 soaking wet and guys in Detention Center have nothing better to do than to fuck with the new guy LOL, i know i been in jail with alot worse guys who would just sneak up behind you and choke you til you passed out lol, never happened to be of course but im 6'2 235lbs who wont back down from anyone. Anyways, its my 2cents...my friends been held for like 2-3months for their court dates on dead time. So 30 can be normal limit but i would say its not always the rule from my experience. Anyone else ? I been to jail twice, well before i learned what i know. I was an ignoramus before LOL !!

Im still trippin'-out on the part where Scott says that- "...the police in Toronto were HIDING during the big-rainstorm we recently had (paraphrasing)..." - WTF?? :/

*Chris Kattan to Scott Duncan*

"What does that even MEAN?"

You sure that was not Tony Butros who called Scott :-\ ..you might have got duped :O

I have been processed a number of times, spent days in jail,,, Once in remand for a week, Charged for stealing my own car... unlawful escape from custody, minor drunk ass shit.. drunk driving,, I used to drink a little. I never had any issues, however Like ChiefRock Sino General, I too am a big fella. I never witness'ed anything like that.

laugh out loud if I went to jail I would probably know half of the prisoners

they always be like crazy what the fuck you doing in here and I would say I've come to free you all

sounds like bad writing more than anything, potential screen play... nope, trash. derrick hill. that is the last thought i will have in this matter.

Scott, I don`t know anything about PROBATION ORDERS, but it seems this was the problem. It seems that he was threatened into signing? So he gets banned because of this? Or because of WHY THIS HAPPENED?

He created an imagery of innocent but was acting as victim then.

yeah when i went i knew like 40% of the guys in there lol...

Well the client i helped Mr Green, he got a probation order on him before trial, they even threw him in jail for 3days because he didnt go. So, i guess it works different for different provinces but either way that is what took place for mr green, actually in the audio you can hear the judge in one of them asking why he missed probation ....i guess they just offer them up no willy nilly cause no one knows how to assert their contracts ?

Well then ChiefRock, since Ive barely even remotely been to court and never seen even what a jail looks like (other than the Alcatraz tour we did in San Fran), is what Derek stated somewhat true?

ChiefRock, that audio was so hard to hear... or maybe I have attended far too many concerts in my life. I couldn`t make out much at all.

Yes, nobody DARES assert their contracts... I figure

which audio did you listen to ? you probably need headphones cause its easier to hear

You posted 2? at least? It seemed like mumbling... I seriously think I am partially deaf though... I have to ask my kids all the time to repeat themselves. I have been to a bazillion concerts and live bar shows...

So Scott, Derek was lying by omission is what I see then yes?

lying ? what was the lie about ?

go up a bit...

about being intimidated by force into signing

Wow! I'm so gullible. I guess I'm doomed.

Important notes about Derek's Tender for Bullshit:

1- Never initiate hostile intent/contact. 2- One MUST NEVER attorn. 3- If one attorns, one is fucked. 4- Signing under the threat of "duress" or "a beating" is for pussies, for then one ATTORNS. Now, signing under the threat of getting your legs kicked, is for mega-pussies, apparently. 5- Before one does/acts on anything, one MUST know WHY we are doing things. (that should be a dead giveaway) 6- If anyone is trying to kill you, you better do some shit about it. 7- NEVER lie to Scott.

He did help to bring out some gold nuggets from Scott. Thanks Derek, I'll miss you, wish you well!

Kind of stunned about it all at the moment. Betrayal negates a lot of things, Lies often beget other lies, that causes harm, simple. I much prefer honesty, it is easier.

I have a story or two, similiar to Derek's. Busy day. Will have to compose later.

I believe him.

Did you hear when Scott was asking how Derek knew his mic was muted....Hill said well I assume...they been working there longer than I do...Freudian slip?

He lied, end of story.

The story and as far as I've been concerned all dereks "stories" were bullshit. A kicking in the legs sounds more like an initiation at a kindergarden not a jail. And nobody can make you sign ANYTHING period. His story makes being a complete pussy a virtue. Stories of smoking weed in front of police is complete bullshit too they WILL arrest you every time even if it's just to let you out the back door to keep up apperances to the general deluded public. Acting like a complete asshole with what you learn here makes you no better than what we are opposed to. This is what happens when a slave gets praise he makes shit up to get more praise and the slave mentality is alive and well here on the tender as i look around. There are allot of people living out some kind of fantasy on the internet I don't engage in it because it's counter productive but I see through it and i generally just laugh because reality just like me can smell your bullshit and you impress neither of us.

Don't write declarations. Just write VOID in block letters. The End.

He was convicted the day before of a charge laid before that?

LIES.

...and it's A FUCKING DETENTION CENTRE, not a PRISON. There's no "initiation". They NEVER make you sign anything, EVER. Write "VOID" on it... what are they going to do? Make a NEW order? VOID THAT TOO... fuck, they GAVE it to you to void!

If you sign ANYTHING, because you are "afraid", then you are a little bitch. There is no room for little bitches in my life...some of which gets spent here.

Beverly Girl-Brain Braaksma: You feel free to verify Derek Hill's "story"... when you find that my position is correct, you may report to the bridge for your dick-slapping. There's a good cum-bunny. Off you go! Check out the facts, quick as you like!

...then report for your "discipline" for daring to question my position. :P

Hey, don't forget guys, I am going to be arrested tonight, I FEEL it :D

Will get back to you on next tuesday with BATONS :D

Shit, I missed everything while doing a reply to a Notice of Pending Cancellation for my corporation. :( The audio is fine. Good quality.

No Chad, Cheifrock and I were talking about his Mr Green recordings...

Ah, i have but have yet to listen to it.

I know he lies because he was with baby mama for 8 years, she gets knocked up and won't let him see the kid. I asked him, "What the hell did you do to her? Why is she so mad?" and he "has no idea". You cannot be with someone for 8 years and "have no idea" why they are mad at you...

Does he really have a kid ? :D

Valid question ...

4 days:

Charged one day Convicted the next day Sentenced the next day Really?

In what universe?

I guess my asking him to be honourable was pointless.

And he called the shot the day before it happened...HE CALLED THE FUCKING SHOT....he told US, he would get arrested, because he felt it...HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

And it was all predicted too :D

I may be brainless, but I can read for fuck sakes :D

Does someone in the group here knows "Derek Hill", the man? Has anyone here "hang-out"/"met" him?

No he tried numerous times when I was back in my territory thoe... he kept asking to meet

And why you've did not meet with him ?

Psychic Powers are always handy in matters of law :D

do I have one of these Psychic Powers ? :/

I remember when you had the power of invisibility.... Twice... here... oh wait a minute that was something else entirely... ;-)

I've got banned because I said that Scott Duncan's server was not functionning, that was a MISTAKE on my part

And I have BANNED MYSELF because I was so fucking mad at Chad Brodgesell and Scott Duncan.

see invisible.... ;-) Banned myself... LMFAO

You've never banned yourself of something Jason F. LeBlanc ? :D

Not in public.... I do all my banning in Private.... ;-)

I do my best not to make decisions if I am highly charged emotionally... does not make for good decisions I have found.

"ME", I don't give a shit... :D

I know.... that is part of the charm I guess...

? What? Why? I am missing something.

what why .... what? we are all missing something... ;-)

Pete Daoust, explain please.

Funny you should say that, ChiefRock. Derek Hill lives in Windsor. When i was in Windsor earlier this year for a week, we talked on the phone a few times. But he was constantly like ChiefRock said, kept asking to meet. Then when he was going to Ottawa this summer and had a layover at Union Station here in Toronto, again, kept asking for me to come see him during his layover at Union Station wanting to meet. The truth is im quite anti-social. I go to bars by myself, and i go to movies by myself. When people ask me- "How can you go to a movie BY YOURSELF??"...i answer..."Because im not INSECURE as YOU ARE" ;)

When asked- "Do you know Dean Clifford?" His response was- "Know him?...ive hung-out with him before" So maybe Dean would be the best at any possible judge-of-character

If Dean Clifford could jump on and confirm, would be nice. Listening to the audio I only really grabbed the info Scott Duncan said in response to Derek Hill as he was fumbling around while speaking.

Scott Duncan, sorry off topic but I accidentally posted 3 items. I think I was to fast on the post and not waiting for it to finish. :(

Why did Derek Hill not simply post questions here? Why did he want to skype Scott and appeared worried that it was being recorded?

How in the world you can UNDERSTAND the notice of mistake, and have no idea that if you call Scott, the call won't be recorded ?

Tara even posted the caution ahead of time.

The few times i spoke with Derek , he would ask after telling him ive spoke with Scott before on the phone- "Do you have a recording of your phone-call with Scott?" What made it so awkward though, was the second-time he asked me on another call, where i had to point out to him- "Uhhh, yeah, actually, you asked me that same question before, already...." :/

Sorry guys, could not be here these past 3 days, I�ve got arrested by the cops on last Friday :(

These fuckers wanted to kill me, but just beated me instead, they broke my two arms, I don�t even know HOW I am writing this to you, they brought me to jail LC-1, and then transferred me in LC-2, to bring me back in LC-1, and then put me with some animals that wanted my mamich, so I gave them my mamich�.

but then, they said that I had to pass the initiation test, so they shaved my balls with a plastic knife�I was in terrible pain, because the time it took them to find my balls, they were keeping my arms behind my back, and since my arms were broken, you can imagine the pain, and they took two hours to find my fucking balls�.

Anyway, the gards kept breaking my arms over and over again, until finally, they�ve brought me in front of the justice, but there, I have no access at my voice, could not speak, because of some technical problems�..well that is what the gards told me, and since this fuckers was at least 113 years old, well, I had no choice to take his word on it.

Anyway, I�ve pleaded guilty and sign everything they wanted me to sign, because they�ve threatened me to break my arms if I would not sign, so, since my arms was broken 8 times so far, I�ve decide to sign, because I feared for my life :/ �.something like that�.

So they thrown me out the hospital, oh sorry, the court, and I went right away to the hospital, I asked them to take pictures because I was beaten by cops, and they answered me: Hey, it�s not a fucking photo shop here, shut up and go home��

So, I went home, exhausted�you can imagine , snirf, snirf�.but fuck the pictures because, anyway, what the heck I am going to do with these pictures�

Scott can I skype you ?...please ???

Fucks the Puppy ! snirf, snirf....

Oh shit, that was for next tuesday....fuck :(

We'll put the call off until Tuesday, then? :D

After going through the posts I notice that there is lots of tid bit comments about PROCEDURES for the various directions people want to take. Nothing all in one place though. Question; would the best place to research be the municipal court house procedures? and then case law to see how the processes are used?

Don't forget to leave your cell phone at the station!

No Chad Brodgesell, you ask Scott Duncan :D

This is what Scott told me to get/read, Chad Brodgesell:

http://www.carswell.com/product-detail/ontario-annual-practice-2013-2014-edition-cd/

No, Scott Duncan just say, "You fuck tard! Look it up your FUCKING self, I not yo Mama!" "FUCK, where be that BAN HAMMER O MINE?"

Well, you can take a chance Chad Brodgesell, :D

Funny thing about that though, Chad. Since then, i listened to an audio from Karl Lentz Scott has highly recommended. Karl told whoever he was talking to- "No, Rules of Civil Procedure, are RULES, that the COURT is bound to. Im NOT the court, im not bound by those RULES, THEY are. I on the other hand, IM BOUND by THE LAW."

Hmmmmmmm- interesting, i thought.....

Pete thanks for the link. The mobile version I will look at to maybe buy

Derek Moran yes. Here to learn how it works on BOTH sides. Know who you deal with is my motto. :)

Fuck sorry Pete Derek I got comments mixed up.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't say that, Chad. :D

:D :D

Is there a Pete Derek ? :/

hunts for previous comments regarding getting pissed at insane requests from members.

Pete Daoust You and Derek Moran , I got comments mixes up and replied using the wrong namea.

Explaine more Chad Brodgesell, I don't get it :D

You want me to grovel is that it Pete Daoust?

Yeah, grove baby grove :D

oh fuck the puppy how is he doing?

still missing the point and then fucking with people that because he doesn't get it. lol

I smelled a rat weeks ago and essentially called him on it. Something stunk when he asked everyone in the group to post if they smoked weed. I'll have to look at that post to see who defended his question to the group. I recall that a few members here quickly came to his defense when I challenged his motives for asking such a question.

Scott, how did your capture the flag game go? :-) sounded like counter strike?

^^ Please don't ban me for this comment! I don't make a claim that I can be sure of anyone's the motive, yet, something smells in Bangkok. Regarding the who smokes weed post .....I asked which admin approved that post. I wondered which admin thought that not only would such a post provide real value to our common objectives here at TFL, and, also thought it would be a good idea for group members to inform on themselves and publicly announce their participation in illegal activities. No admin stepped up to the plate to admit approving that post. Having said that, I realize an admin could have been drunk when they approved it, or otherwise mentally incompetent at the time. I mean no disrespect to any admins here. I just couldn't (and still can't) see what the value any admin would see in such a post, nor can I comprehend why an admin would think that a post requesting that people publicly admit their criminal behaviour was a post worth approving. Just sayin. That POST REEKED of RATS in Bangkok. Would the admin that thought that post had real value for the group step forward now? We're you drunk at the time? What value did you think that post would provide the group? Shutting up now lest I step on an admin's nerve.

* jeopardy music* (this idea about jeopardy music is not my own and originates from Scott Duncan)

What post are you talking about Robert Cormier ?

Interesting, Robert Cormier. Derek Hill had the ability to post without approval. He mentioned to me his posts went thru alright when I mentioned mine do not make it, no admin posts it, but I also assumed it was just Scott approving. I said I wasn't as privileged as him. I assumed it had something to do with my God.

Pete Daoust Paraphrasing: Derek Hill: I am so baked right now...who else in this group smokes weed? This was posted about a month ago.

oh man, everything posted here needs approval, all of it, for about 3 1/2 months... If it's up posted, it has been for approval. to the best of my knowledge. It was a weird thread. reasons behind it, unknown, if it's up it is relevant in some way, one would hope anyway.

And who cares about who smokes or don't smokes weed ? :/ I don't recall a thread about weed ?

EVERYONE SHUT UP!

NOW!

Leigh OftheHouseof Collins Very good point. Now that you mention it I recall him saying that he could post without approval. Hmmmm. Curious. Why wasn't this statement picked up on? Into the rabbit hole we go...

I just tagged you in it... Pete Daoust

Oh that thread, I haven't read it nor participate to it, because I thought it was not an interesting thread.....I don't have enough brain for that kind of stuff :/

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW! TOUTE DE SUITE!

He states in it he is not a cop, is about, the only relevance I see.

Why should we shut up Leigh OftheHouseof Collins? Are you referring to the jeopardy music and waiting for the admin to come forward?

yes, by what whose authority do you tell us to shut up, to the best of my knowledge there is only one here who can do that and it's not you Leigh of the house of Collins. And Robert Cormier what does it matter? lets put this behind us and move forward. nothing to see anymore, more pressing issues are at hand. Like getting children back and such.

dont trust robert either

And why is that Leigh OftheHouseof Collins? Do have a belief?

This place is like a chinese buffet Robert Cormier :D

If you go and ask the chinese guy WHY he is putting this weird food that you don't like everytime you see something you don't like, he might end up kikcing you out of the restauant :D

Leigh OftheHouseof Collins asked to be a friend on FB about 10 minutes ago and then she posts that the group shouldn't trust me? Hmmmm. Curious.

She's from Newfoundland, don't worry about her :D

really...i don't give a rat's ass. lol I have better thing to do as we all do. Just thought it was a valid point. That said, I love the almost all of the Chinese food here. It's my favourite buffet! :D

Everytime you think that your point is valid, think again and think another again, and then press the enter key.... Daniel J Wentz's ADVICE... :D

I do this for ALL the posts I post, now, imagine if I would not do it :D :D

Some admin also thought Derek Hill's post is worth further examination. This page has been restructured. His post about weed is now the third post. :)

The posts move to the top based on the most recent activity. If you went all the way back to January, and commented, THAT thread would be bumped to the top...

Who the fuck gives a hook about what admin may think about Dereck Hill :/

it happens to any post that has activity, i just tagged Pete in it no to long ago, so that is probably why.

yes, really, it has wasted enough time.

I know what I THINK about him :D

Oh. Didn't know that. I had thought they were pinned and arranged in that manner. Never looked into it. Now I know. :)

And since when is smoking weed, "criminal activity"??

I KNOW HOW TO SAVE THIS THREAD!

MEN: Shut up WOMEN: If you don't want to be my little cum-bunny... shut up

There. That should improve the content! :D

Cum-bunny hahaha yes

Lucky him I am not a girl :D

Is that a threat? :-O

Luck has little to do with it :P

...and French male is STILL MALE, so as per previous instructions (Translated to french), Ferme la talk hole! :P

Le talk hole?

One of those.

Farme ta calisse de yeule criss de cloche

Sorry, I don't speak the dying language of a conquered people.

...and your spelling in french is even worse than your English... and I didn't even think that was possible.

It's not French, it's quebecois....two different thing

And my spelling in English is beautifulll... :P

Shush. Cum-bunnies ONLY!

I have a sister, she makes Quebecois porno movie

Since Pete Daoust is the only one talking, does that make him the front-runner?

I can run in front of anything

What the fuck is "Quebecois porno movie"? The guy fucks her ear, or something?

Even the race to be the next Cum-Bunny? :p

Why do I get the taste of cum in my mouth?

...my guess would be because you had a penis in there?

stop, I am crying I am laughing so hard... ;-)

I told you I could fix the thread!

Just too bad she is not on facebook, well maybe she is on another name

Her new "Stage Name" will be...

Cum-Bunny DeJour.

:D

Hey, I ALWAYS say true stuff in her.....remember that please

"In"?

I want to give her a classy name if I'm gonna blow my wad in her.

Her stage name was Gazelle last time I saw her....12 or 13 years ago

"Cum-Bunny DeJour" is a classy name for a classy Cum-Bunny.

She is a bit fucked-up ( I'm sure you knew that) she carry a gun with her ALL the time

And you better pay

She start her business she was 12

on the rolling on the floor now... I think I had a wee accident... ;-) laughing....

I have two other sisters besides her, you want me to talk to you about her a little bit ?

PAY? Women are my Cum-Bunnies because they WANT to be! It's an HONOUR to choke on my semen! :D

HAHAHA!!!

They are welcome to pay me. I want that clear.

Wow...it looks like your powers of ordering are pretty much a joke. Let me just say this....

http://youtu.be/49EoV50oba0

BAD Cum-Bunny! Bad! girl!

Oh fuck, this little guy reminds me someone :/

mmmhhhh :/

thanks for the laugh, it has been a tough week and this is me shutting up.

"Ok, I'll shut up. I'm not one that has to just keep talking. Some gals have to keep their mouths flappin' but not me. I was brought up right. My pa used to tell me, shut up, and I'd shut up. I wouldn't say nuthin. One time darned near starved to death."

Maybe I can't do this.

Can I apply for the Cum Bunny position?

K :D

awe...

Tara's "stage name" is Madison :D

"Madison" is her favourite "stripper name".

I really want to shut up... but ok, I will bite... Why Madison?

WHY MADISON? WHY "CARL" FOR A DOG? WHY "TODD THE SEXUAL ASSAULT PREVENTION LEMUR"? What the hell is wrong with you people? Everyone knows this!!!!!!!

Pearls before swine...

ok, ok just thought there was a story... ;-)

What happened to Tiffani?!

The name "Cum-Bunny DeJour" is still up for grabs.

Must learn the following lines:

"That hurts, Daddy" "Do it harder" and "I've been a bad girl"

There's ALWAYS a story

Pierre is correct. There is ALWAYS a story! Can you translate "Cum bunny of the decade"?

Nope :-(

hmmm...you had better shut up then.

What's a cum-bunny ?

Tara Duncan: When Scott says SHUT UP, I always get nervous because he never qualifies for how long. I sit here pensively wondering when it might be acceptable to enter into the "fray" once again. :) I've witnessed too many feel the tingly sensation to not proceed with extreme caution. May I continue speaking Admiral?

LOL

May Robert resume speaking, sir?

What you just said, I've heard it 10,000 times in my life :-D

NO! Cum-Bunnies only! :P

When Scott says shut up, I fucking talk

I hereby apply for the "Cum Bunny de la d�cennie" position and will fall on the proverbial sword to free these people.

Pierre, the ONLY reason I haven't banned you, is because The CSIS agent reading this, is driven bat-shit insane by your drivel.

...this pleases me.

Last time a cop told me to shut up, I'm sure when he got home he must have told his wife....ooouuffff, I had a ruff day today baby ...HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

I know Scott, I know, and it's my pleasure if I can help :D

I can even intensify the fuck up if you want

Well, I'me hearin' a lot of TALK here... You need to "try out" for it! :D

Ten years is a lot of fucking!

Pierre, man, there may be no where to go. I suspect you already have it cranked up to 11.

Sure it is Scott Duncan. But someone has to think of the children.

whoppsss....you've lost me there.Tara Duncan please don't use too much your brain when you address me...please my dear, sil vous plait mon chevreuil ?

Ten years...you'll be stuck with me forever... what with you being all stretched out and no use to a normal man. :P

Why did I laugh at that?

[SWEATING BULLETS] :)

Coz it's true :P

Careful Robert Cormier. We're in the middle of a very delicate negotiation here. One wrong move...and it's curtains for all of you :P

Dames and Broads tryin' to play me for a sap!

" of all the gin joints in all the world. why did she have to walk into mine?"

I've never actually seen a "Gin Joint". Perhaps you think there's more than there is, and the odds are greatly reduced...

Is it ok to talk now ?

Sacrilege! " Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. "

um... from the maltese falcon I think.... oops misquoted.

...it's an almost certain thing that the bitch would walk in to your Gin Joint...there aren't very many.

Casablanca!

...and Kate beats me to it.

ok casablanca.. I stand corrected..

google.ca

You know a tread is good when someone drops a "Spinal Tap" quote.. Humphrey Bogart ain't to shabby either.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064627/

We have both, Matthew, and there's nothing wrong with being sexy.

Laugh In guys ..... awesome...

Ya? What's wrong with being sexy?

I believe the kids these days call it "swag" but I could be MISTAKEN..

Nothing wrong with being sexy

It's a Spinal Tap quote... sorry you missed it.

Ouch, I feel like a tard..

Scientific Wild-Assed Guesses

Well...

...try to suck less. ..I guess.

Does that directive also apply for the Cum Bunny position?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I feel strangely conflicted.

can you turn down the suck... please. ( sound guy lingo for bad band) or to cum bunnies..

I don't understand Jason's comment. Scott can you add a back beat and some catchy rifs to make it a popular song?

just an expression, is all. lost in text, much funnier in my head. ;-)

SONG !!!!...I can do that :)

I'll start us off -

Turn down the suck in THE TENDER FOR LAW

Everybody>>>>>>>>>>

copy that.

*sigh*

So to recap, all that is required to reinstate your authority, is a catchy beat!

...bitches.

Bitches ain't shit.

I thought it was "Boatload of bitches!"?

My Fender - DeaVille tube amp goes up to 12!

(although I still maintain that "bevy" would be more accurate)

http://youtu.be/dSJxvi767kQ

I can't follow that fucking conversation.....bye ! :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zqPHcwdRkc

It makes perfect sense Pierre. You start here and you go there.

I hate you all !!! :P

That's the spirit! Stamp your little last year's Pradas, and then pay attention.

Matthew - quick...move reference.

Shake your fist at the monitor and tremble in impotent fury. That will fix us!

Devil wears prada? hahaha I have no clue but I feel I should..

Any other takers?

LEGALLY BLONDE you bohemians.

"Legally Blonde"..

TENDER FOR LAW? LEGALLY BLONDE?

GET IT?

...tards.

Yeah Scott wins.. " I'm not worthy!!"....

Wayne's World.

Shit you're like a snapdragon...

To this day I can't help smiling when someone says, "Not sure."

Why does my movie knowledge make me a flower?

Not sure.

I don't know, but it's a beautiful sentiment, isn't it?

So back to the important stuff, can you take the base from Big Bottoms for the TTFL non-suck song?

I'll audition for the CB position to this.

http://youtu.be/7qDgCmzh5ao

K :D

ahem... base is in baseball, Bass is the guitar...;-)

I thought bass was a fish and base was the bottom :/

it's a fish = Bass. base = bottom, Bass = guitar too...

well, decide for fuck sakes...

in french there is no homonyms, only homos....<

A baseline is a series of notes that often go with and support a melody line. A prominent example of this is in today's modern rock music, in which a bass guitar will play repeating notes that harmonize with the lead guitar's melody line.

Only top-of-the-line cum-bunnies know that shit :D

* faceplam*

Imagine, if you will, me looking scornfully at the screen and blowing a large raspberry.

* wiping strange woman's spit from face*

Like Flea and John are doing ?

I resent the implication that I'm strange. Amused, perhaps, but not that strange.

*spit through monitor strange - woman unknown, looks amused*

What will we talk about next gentlemen? Sports? Male reproductive issues? Come get some!

Terrorism

I resent the implication that I am a "gentleman"! :p

and it is my imagination.... ;-)

Let's talk about how Viagra can give a man a whopper for 4 hours. Is 4 hours way too long to have a boner?

only if you use it for like 3 minutes...

then it just gets in the way ;-)

For erections lasting longer than 4 hours, insert your own joke here.

lol

4 hours ? :/

Do not resume sexual activity while operating heavy machinery. <---On the warning label :D

fuck that....

That sounds complicated...

A friend of a friend has his boner broken when he took Viagra. His wife was so pleased with his stamina that she rode him so hard she dislocated his thingy and blood started coming out of his you know what. He went to the hospital and is fine now.

This is quite a tribute to Derek. Everyone pitching in and giving it their all. I confess I'm getting a little misty-eyed.

Do you need a hankie?

not really... driving and bj's are nice.

It truly IS... a TENDER FOR BULLSHIT

Derek Who?

Finally, a thread that's stayed ENTIRELY on topic! :D

Genius, Kate Calamity-Jane Butler.

Well, I do my best :D

CLUSTERFUCK TO VICTORY!

poor Derek, I feel guilty for him

"A friend of a friend..." yes, Robert... "A friend of a friend"

^ you beat me!

He knows a guy, who knows a guy, who...

no names...

I met the guy...he was only an acquaintance. He was my girlfriend's brother's friend. I met him over beers and he admitted it. True Dat!

shit do I feel sorry for Derek :(

LOL - stop Robert. You're killing me.

Adam Thomas this thread

Robert everyone knows that when you say " friend of a friend" it pretty much means " yeah it was me.." :-) through a smiley in there, a man's penis is no joke.

His wife was a big girl! lol

Dude, you're just making it worse for yourself!

unsubstantiated rumour, designed to make us cluster fuck.... If he lied about the incident what else can we think. Save your sympathy for a person worthy of it, nor one practiced in the art of deception. Pete Daoust

I've tried to "break" my penis. No such luck. lol

If you find yourself in a hole... stop digging, dude!

BULLSHIT...HAHAHA....I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DEREK....

lol

Just STEP...AWAY...FROM THE SHOVEL!

hmm *break my penis*... that's messed up man... why would anyone try and break it... Mine is my best friend, if I broke it ... well Let's just not talk about that... :-(

You're not kidding I'm sure

I feel like I'm in a hockey room

It's so HARD to tell... in text... isn't it? ;-)

Stinky, nonsense and laughing...

If Derek was here, he might ask: How many are typing with one hand?

haha.... answer none, it's not youporn.... it's a law site..

Well there it is then. Leave a group of men alone on a forum and everyone has a penis comment. Well done group!

We were talking about what a dick Dereck is.

Technically, I think it's been mostly just DICKS in general.

Shall we let him back in to defend himself?

Not me, I careless about penis :-P

YES

"careless about penis"...wasn't that what started all of Derek Hill's troubles in the first place? :p

Does he have troubles ?

I am of the mind that we all make mistakes, if it is an honest one, fine. However how can you trust what he say's? Everyone has the right to face his accuser's caveat: it is Scott's domain... He has led us thus far, I am apt to concur with him. So no from me, it has been dealt with and the drama unproductive, other than to expose a threat to the learning that takes place here.

"careless /?ke(?)rlis/ Adjective Not giving sufficient attention or thought to avoiding harm or errors. (of an action or its result) Showing or caused by a lack of attention: "a careless error". Synonyms negligent - neglectful - remiss - heedless - inadvertent"

"I couldn't care less" A phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. Often mistaken as 'I could care less'.

I'm not clear on what a dishonest mistake is. That said, actions have consequences. If you have sex you should either take reasonable precautions to prevent pregnancy, or deal with the resulting offspring like an adult.

at 4:08 in the audio clip (as someone pointed out) he claims he works at thejail/ penitentiary. Was it Freudian?

Does it really matter at this point?

Kate Butler, do you provide private English lessons ?

Just reminiscing.

That sounds like a valuable expenditure of my time...what sort of consideration are you offering? :D

Cuz I gotta say, before you even answer that question, I have a feeling it's NOT enough :p

Rough consideration

Here we go again - and I thought we were having a moment.

Kate Calamity-Jane Butler has a wonderful neck in my opinion. It leads to a great head.

a dishonest mistake- lying with intent to deceive, getting caught. honest mistake is an action taken with out malice or intent to deceive, no deception often admitted to before it gets out of hand..

a whole thread of BULLSHIT! I am very impressed!

I know, it's like the shit writes itself.

Ah yes, and it was a lovely moment...but we mustn't linger :D

Crap! You caught us Chris Schulte.

Some douche at CSIS is REALLY mad right now.

We're doing our best to adhere to the strict content-control rules of the thread!

Not to be argumentative, does not the intent to deceive take the comment out of the realm of "mistake"?

This shit is using a lot of virtual paper.

of course it does

This is deep shit!!!!!!!!!!!

point taken, so then lying is not a mistake, it is an action that is deliberate... how does one ask forgiveness of that?

Up to our eyeballs in it...

Anyone have a paddle?

I don't know...maybe candy or flowers?

hahahahahahahahahaha

No, that's shit CREEK, this is just DEEP shit :p

A heartfelt-serenade?

Hey, none of that now! This is the BULLSHIT thread...where do you get off trying to inject actual VALUE into it, Jason F. LeBlanc? :D

Geez Kate. That reminds me of the time Scott convinced someone at the video store that "Deep Impact" was a porno film. I don't do the conversation justice.

Talk about a big shit stain!

So hypothetically, Derek could give Scott a box of chocolates and all will be well? ;-) no tingly, just saying... with all the ca ca flying around.....

No

Sorry Jason F. LeBlanc. The original comment was not dripping with the sarcasm I intended. We're still looking for the appropriate sarcasm & irony icons to punctuate.

yes, on this end as well.

To shit or not to shit?

Funny, this could be the perfect thread for me, but nothing comes out....fuck it I,m sleeping...

Whether 'tis nobler in the WC to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous gastrointestinal fortune...

Or to take arms against a sea of offal, and by flushing, end it.

Blame it on Shakespeare. Who want's to be in the movie?

Excuse me while I wipe my ass.

This obsession must end Robert Cormier, or we'll write a script to direct all your comments to alt.dump.jpg.

That's what we do at TFL. We wipe shit stains.

Movie? Is the conversation taking a turn towards German Shizer Porn now??

Last Tango in Paris.

Do you mind getting me the butter?

I'm starting to suspect you have a closet full.

Misquote oops. I prematurely texted.

Mental picture developing... not happy.... ;-)

You should ban freezebee......just saying :-D

How did we progress from BULLSHIT, to just plain SHIT?

Wow. Is that why his wife killed herself. It never occurred to me. Is that what you imply Tara Duncan?

wtf...

He was too interested in his own ass pleasure?

Double Jason's comment for me.

You should ban dildo, he is a cop

Who?

I'm with you Kate.

Dildo schnildo

...and why do you say he's a cop?

Because he act like a cop.....not my fault

You know that....

This is like an episode of Time Cop.

jeopardy music by Scott Duncan

Never heard about Time Cop.

Let's put him on the scale with a duck.

A WITCH!

She turned me into a NEWT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jt5ibfRzw

"Well, I got better..."

...well.. I got better.

Echo.

*sigh*

'ELP, 'ELP! ahm' bein' oppressed!"

Here we go again....

It's so ironic that the Python clip represents a TFL.

..im gonna go look for the 'Hackeysack-theme' from Benny Hill on youtube

"Yer mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

Pete frisbey's cool, leave him alone.

Freezebee works for cps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

... how do you Know this?

Si this lttle blond lady he brought in the group

is there such a thing as intuition Scott Duncan?

Are you guys all fucki.g blind or what ?

Pete is an OK guy but he is an arrogant son of a bitch

cause if it's just a rumour, it is not fact. And to make an allegation based on unsubstantiated rumour, to accuse some one without evidence of something is just wrong.

Is Pete Daoust thinking that Who-are You Frisbey is a cop defender?

What accusation....being a cop or working for cops is not a crime

Didn't Socrates say that a child could learn merely by being asked questions and that he would learn from reason and intuition. Shit. I forgot more about English than most will know.

I had these species around me for at least 10 years of my life.....I can OBSERVE shit....I'm not stupid.....brainless maybe but not stupid

Implying it when it is not true, saying a person should be banned for hunch's is not cool. I am a piece of work ( slang for eccentric) and from what I gather so are most here... in a good way, some of us learn different and communicate different. I do not think you are stupid..

just in this case perhaps mistaken, just let it rest ok? To say that on this site, all though well intentioned, is not a fair practice. Since the Bull shit is flying ... We must not abandon people before we have something to go on. is all, he is my friend same as you.

And this is the bullshit thread so if I miss my shot well...no one should care....

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

Cool ?....not a pre-requisite to be here

Anyway, nevermind that, I don't care....just being OUTLOUD with "ME"

You want me to publicise my list of who is who in here :-D

Speaking of shit....Many people have reported that they got a "SHITTY FEELING" just before something "shitty" happened. Then some of them shit themselves. I have not verified this. Please Google and get back to me.

My SUSPECT list type of thing :-D

Is it based on facts? Do you have evidence? If Not no.

Pete which blonde lady are you referring to that frisbee added?

The blond one

fuck.. sorry I even mentioned it.

does she have a name or is it up blonde one?

Where is Tara Duncan and Scott Duncan? I miss them. They are the life of the party!

oh I'm very sure they're watching

I'm in my bed, with the stupid intelligent phone....I have all this in my laptop, in the SUSPECT file, under TTFL file, under Scott Duncan file, under the HOW IT WORKS file......

They just got very busy for some reasons :-D

well its either Eileen Cutler or sherry Carter?

And the gloves are off!

I just can't remember

good night. sleep well, be safe.

A blond with two or three kids around her

kids what kids

Tomorrow Jeff..

Going to sleep in 5 minutes

sure Pete

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0tCphFMr8

the bad part is Pete's not even worth my time

Adam Thomas

"This shit is using a lot of virtual paper."

It's time to revisit the meaning of the word, virtual.

Yes, the absence of Adam Thomas on this thread is a tragic loss.

Yes, he is funnier than most.

While that may be true, he would ROCK this subject!

yep yep.

Virtual - the quality of having the attributes of something without sharing its (real or imagined) physical form

Speaking of that Robert Cormier, you were mentioning way, back yonder that a woman issued a friend request and then deemed you untrustworthy ten minutes later.

You had ten good minutes virtual minutes with a woman. That's a better deal than some men get in an entire lifetime...just sayin'.

Any one know what I notice? ? Okay I will tell you anyway. I notice that people very quickly lose focus of a post and apparently have a great deal of spare time to spend on the DRAMA that a post might contain but apparently have very little time to the data of the post and how learning from it can help in ones life. Just my nickels worth since pennies have been removed from the list of Canadian currency.

Delinquent....

Valid point, Chad Brodgesell. I hate to deviate from the bullshit theme, but it is a universal problem. Everyone loves a controversy, and everyone loves to judge and speculate without evidence or proof.

Here, of all places, the focus should be on determining the facts, probing for details, and making informed decisions about the veracity of any claim.

I have mentioned on occasion that this is not a dating site, nor should it be a forum to vent your prejudices or personal issues. There are very simple and basic ways to determine the facts in any situation which Scott demonstrates on a daily basis.

Either you're a team of people working toward a common goal, or you're a bunch of folks in co-dependent relationships. You are all in a position to extract great value from some of the most erudite thinkers I have encountered in some time. How you choose to leverage that knowledge and information will determine your success in your ventures.

I think, I am on hyper vigilance.... The whole point of Agent Provocateurs is to disrupt and create tension in the ranks.. The drama, is the end result... A lie is not a mistake it is a lie.. It took me a while to figure that one out... duh.

I prefer the team part and building something, instead of the other co-dependant fuckarama...

Your comment Tara Duncan has more value and substance in it then the entire thread combined I think.

I'm sorry about that Chad Brodgesell. I really hate to be off topic.

well I for one will endeavour to create value on whatever thread, problem is they start blending some times, and it is easy to get caught up in off course tangents, at times... I am only human. ;-)

When did I turn into this guy.. fucking want to know everything ... NOW... and do it right, like I care or something. Fuck this is new... I like it.

I don't get it I ment no offenae

To your comment, Jason F. LeBlanc. We don't need agent provocateurs - that is the sad point. Wait 5 minutes on any topic and some one, or some group, will unravel any focused conversation. And everyone seems OK with this. How will you fare in conversations with people who are trained to deceive and manipulate when you can't get past your own petty bickering?

No one is offended to my knowledge, Chad. They are thinking about your point which is entirely relevant.

But thanks for making my point :D

And I have found that some in this group have that PERFECT human syndrome....which is hilarious :-D

Point taken, I agree. I have nothing to say to you about this, I am frustrated by it myself, and guilty of it as well. So today is a new day... :-)

There's nothing wrong with blowing off a little steam - this is the bullshit thread after all. I recommend not making this a habit with every topic, but only the majority (I can't believe I just said that) decides how a conversation unfolds. Frustration is not a productive emotion. If you recognise something you want to change, change it and move on.

copy that. p.s. there are some funny people around these parts, so back to bullshit now? haven't even had first coffee yet... So how many real men does it take to change a light bulb?

ok - go.

None real men ain't scared of the dark... bada bump bump.. groan...

You should take your first coffee... :-\

nothing is more bullshit, than a bad joke...

the majority.... just caught that... funny.

so is calling bullshit on a bullshit thread ... bullshit?

Thanks for that.

One final point before we devolve back into biological humour...

There is still value to be had in the original post. Listen to the simple questioning methods, and the answers, taking into consideration that most people are not accustomed to holding up under even the most rudimentary questions, and there is a natural unease at being informed your conversation is recorded.

In any situation where you want to establish facts you should be able to drill down to the basic information. If the person you are questioning is telling the truth they should be able to answer. If they are accomplished liars you have another issue altogether.

Were the facts of the situation established? Does the chronology ring true? Do you have sufficient information to determine what actually transpired? Or are you being manipulated at the emotional level? That would be for you to decide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqd289uv4aI

Thanks Tara Duncan, again simplicity. I am an honest man, because of that, I thought everyone was like that, until I came here, I did not realize people thought differently, it made me a easy mark, cause i believed in the best of people, now more aware and it has changed my life. ...... now back to bullshit...

Trust but verify.

Poo.

Yes, verification is crucial.

Re-turded.....

verification establishes trust

George Carlin, started me thinking in grade 3, after I listened to Class clown..... the seven words you can't say on television, what struck me was no bad words... just bad thoughts... A true wordsmith and man of intelligence. One of my hero's.

fuck having hard time finding Bullshit....

How to properly use the term: motherfuckers ;-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWEIL1pV2NE

If you're having a hard time finding bullshit you are undoubtedly hiding in a closet with your eyes closed.

I stole this from Scott Duncan: In the time of extreme censorship, Porky Pig, always appeared not wearing pants. Did anyone else notice?

YES.... fucking weird

Yes. I thought nothing of it. I sometimes find myself walking around wondering how many of these things I miss. Thus far have found no more well-dressed pigs without pants.

Maybe Adam Thomas could shed a little light on the situation? ;-)

no pants in the Flintstones... ;-)

Oops. I just received a smack-down from Scott Duncan. I'm corrupting the purity of the bullshit thread. Mea culpa.

Adam Thomas? Yea!!!!!!!!!!! The thread is saved.

he is watching a band, at some hotel.....

I'll be back soon to add my BUCK-O- FIVE. ....I have only read Taras comment thus far & that's good enough for me...

Mental as Anything Jason. ...awesomness...

Sounds like they were named after you...;-)

I got kicked out of school in grade 3 , forgot to shave and knocked up the teacher....

Gotta bounce - but the "B" team is up and applying caffeine as we speak.

Is rolling a joint.....

really good to bullshit with you, take care Tara Duncan

Is blazin...

...you just said you were leaving though... you ARE the "B" team :P

good to bullshit Tara Duncan, thanks.... oh oh the kahuna is up.... ;-)

Sky daddy !! :-D

oops mea culpa, posted same thought twice...

Yes.

First off: I'd like to apologise to all the men out here. I know Tara Duncan being out here is the equivalent of "driving your Bentley around the `hood". I know it's bad taste to rub it in your faces, that my woman is superior in every measurable way to yours...

...but then there's no POINT in having the superior woman if you can't do just that. :D

It actually does the opposite, if you can find one like that, that means there are women like that, if there are women like that maybe I can find one... finally. oops no bullshit. :-)

...except women like Tara Duncan are never "found". They find YOU. The ugly reality is that you will NEVER find such a woman... They just don't want to talk to you.

ouch...

tissue please.... :-(

fucking onions..... ;-)

Seriously, if a woman is as capable as Tara Duncan, what could you POSSIBLY bring to the table? Such a woman already has it covered. This means the bar is MUCH higher. A man must be equal or greater to such a woman... None of you guys are. :P

YET.

It's too late. No relationship survives inequality. You don't have enough time to catch up.. :D

Well, it isn't the purpose of my existence, My priorities have changed to concentrating on this stuff, So really at this point a woman would just be a distraction. I am concentrating on bettering me. For me. And if others can benefit, Why the fuck not. :-)

It is cool to see the obvious care you have for each other and the way you discuss relationship. It is admirable.

Scott is correct! No relationship will EVER survive inequality. And that LAW proves itself daily!

Interpret my words in as sexy an irish monologue as you all like here.... i use beachcomber characters for you lot :)..... THE PHONECALL: Scott the terrible was masterfull in his discernment of the facts, Derek never stood a chance... which begs the question why he even tried..... but try as he may & in affirmation of Tara's statement, Scott the terrible was judicial in his determination of the facts & was quickly able to discharge as BullShit, highly efficient & the discipline WE must all learn (Y) BTW Derek was the one i remember banging on about the effectiveness of the NoM, he clearly didn't understand the content.I've only just filed mine after months of struggling with it.... i wont be talked out of the relevence of it (Y)

Pink.... i mean blue... thingggly sensation....aaargghhhh

That's exactly right Scott.....right on the button :-D

Someone told me long ago, Pierre, you ALWAYS need to be fair with you, ALWAYS.....If you are not, one day you will be a hero, and the day after you will be a zero....I have these few words planted on my brain....never forgot it...That's why you can't be deceived by me.....you may think some crazy stuff about me, but I won't deceive you...because I am fair with "ME"

Its never too late Scott. The meeting o the mids will happen with me. Inequality is the killer I will agree with that..... But here's one.....what if you're bestowed with killer irish looks that most ladies desire......like sum one I know. ...they end up hating me because I DON'T give it up like I did before......did I say me? ?...yep ok then its me...the ROOSTER....My ex....married women....partnered women....it's diung my fucking head in bad....my nuts I dont give a guck about sticking in crazy anymore...I desire an embrace....but women think I am a sum what peculiar for asking only that...an embrace I get all the Love I will ever need or want in my life from our daughter Liberty. I know she wants her Dad yo be happy but I Always tell her I only will ever need her Love to keep me happy. All the rest are desires. I try to VOID them.....I will never ever experience the purest source of Love from another woman than the Love I receive from the siurce of my universe...LIBERTY :-)"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csB-Ram6hA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pHe1yICFD4

Going to a family DINER....will be loaded wirh bullshit when I will be back....stay tune :-D

Listened to the recording again, this Derek sounds like the guy on Tony dick in his mouth radio program, a little before Dean Clifford got picked up and held back in February

He shared some information from a source he could not divulge around the term .. "Not For HIre" so inept yes, cop I dunno....

valuable phrase, Not for Hire....

So lesson, do not lie. Now back to bullshit.

I called that one jason.....look lots of post up :-D

hmm, really... Shit piss fuck....

have been scrolling for the last hour and half to get to all the stuff I missed from living on the road... only at April, Now that's bullshit... but digging for the nuggets is worth it.

Fuck....can't handle bullshit anymore :(

We need a super duper flamboyant article on jurisdiction.....just saying Scott

The irony is that Derek Hill was the best-caller Dean had during the run of that show...

Fuck around, he was informative, the not for hire thing... I almost feel sorry for him... Yes the Irony... fuck. I thought he was you when I first joined, The Tender, because of the first name.... Live and learn... He still has the knowledge to better himself. It is not good to lose someone to betrayal, it cluster fucks the thing. Derek Moran Fucking Bull shit....

Have you a link for that show?

Haaahaaa....SUCCESS. ...AT LAST..... ;-)"

WOOFUCKINHOO for me....

The ROOSTER........

I agree with Jason F. LeBlanc. Indorsed.

Scott, women can be brought up to speed can they not or am I about to feel the tingle schtick then Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh fuck thing ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csB-Ram6hA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

leigh it should be in global facts archives...december.

No friend of a friend true event: I had a fuckfriend who had a crooked penis. One day I was riding him hard and executed a lift just a little too high and WHAM right down on that poor not so little penis. And now it is straight. I fucked him straight!

Hahahahahahaha inhale hahahahahahaha

O.o

Are you THINKING the same thing as ME Chris ? :D

yup!

:D

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think so Brain; but where are we going to get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?

Abe Vigotta ? :/

In this thread, bullshit talks, rational thought walks.

Abe Vigotta's pants..... ewe..

I have a pair of Horny Toad pants :D

http://www.hornytoad.com/ :) .....get one by yourself :P

Everyday is an adventure

Signed Horny Toad :D

You see, If Scott Duncan would have come with a name like Horny Toad instead of Fucks the Puppy, this thread would still be alive....

I think Tara was trying to say something lads? its true :O go back through the posts & read, we've created a mess, maybe as a token of our understanding & thanks for the lesson we could all pick up/delete our rubbish or at least curtail it in the future? we can all befriend eachother & talk shite on eachothers pages but keep TFL nice & tidy??

I try hard.....but this TTFL group seems to have HUMAN participants....

haha except you Pete, .... thats just who you are (Y) like Ricky being allowed smoke & curse in court :p

Thanks S�il Eile, that is my general feeling about the forum. In this case, though, it is THE TENDER FOR BULLSHIT. It seems a shame to have any of your erudite comments polluting this thread. In fact, as someone else already mentioned, this is the only thread that has remained on topic :D

I still cannot believe you rejected your sacred Native name. "Fucks the Puppy" is way cooler than "Horny Toad". It was a grey day when the FTP thread was deleted.

Although this thread is THE TENDER FOR BULLSHIT, my comment was definitely not bullshit. Therefore, I apologize for not staying on topic.

I feel like I'm swimming against the current in this thread....can I go away please ?...

"My comment was definitely not bullshit." Sadly true, but fairly funny - therefore well worth a read.

We called it the "hockey stick".

Fucks-the-puppy and The Great Library at Alexandria are two historic tragedies. Both were cultural symbols of great value destroyed by ignorant heathens :P

...still makes me laugh out loud...priceless.

women openly discussing mens genitals... you'll be smoking next... ohh my aching catholic upbringing ... :p

I received a call that day, from a friend who was following TTFL, but in private mode for some reasons, he started to laugh at me, I almost LOST that friend after hung up on him in a unexplicable fury :D

You must be psychic...I was just thinking that, and wondering how many men involuntarily touched their "equipment" in reflexive terror.

In fact, wasn't there a tv series called "Scared Straight"?

I can assure you that, although grateful for the "straightness", I am repeatedly cautioned when mounting.

psychic .... yes.... yes i am..... i could offer online readings if anyone is interested .... cara has her pipe straightening business... i dont see why not?

A testiment to your sexual prowess to be sure. Not only can this man still get an erection, he is apparently still able to perform without wondering if the next incident will produce a result something like the tail of a cartoon cat.

Poor thing, I know.

Suil - good for you. Real men stay in a conversation where women speak of sexual man-handling. Take that ex-"Fucks-the-Puppy"

the phrase "quit while you are ahead"??? the fear of Cara repeating the action & coiling him into a spring must indeed be some sort of twisted dalliance with self destruction? as long as you are enjoying yourself Cara (Y)

In retrospect I shouldn't have equated cartoon-cat-tail with penis. I'm paying for that visually.

May you ALL forget this story while riding/being ridden.

Yes...a little distrubing, and yet somehow strangely titillating. I'll be back.

Have FUN!

LOL

Next time I'll say....go ride somewhere else bitch....

awkward silence .... so exactly how much do you weigh Cara :p

130-135

That mean 150-155 S�il Eile

Or were you expecting: None of your business!!

no nothing like that, i was just trying to imagine the down forces involved :p

Pete Daoust. You obviously don't know what kind of a woman I am.

WHY would you want to do THAT? Do you have a crooked penis?

I know EXACTELY your kind Cara Small Atherton.....EXACTEMENT...:D

RIDERS..!!!!!!!!!

Really Pete Daoust. Do tell.

its not a hockey stick like but it kicks out to the left a bit, just wondering if i could emulate the procedure, sure would make aiming easier :)

I will NOT Cara Small Atherton :D

Prude.

Could work S�il Eile. Let us know how it goes.

Prudent would be a better word to use :D

it appears i'm only a distraction to the obvious sexual tension between you & pete. (Y)

HA! Not likely. I just think Pete Daoust could use a little "letting go".

That is NOT a good idea Cara Small Atherton...me, using a little "letting go" can lead to some fucked-up disasters :D

And suil, you are SOOOOO wrong on this :D

Did I say aggression? Letting go is more of an acceptance to what you ARE. You are man. You love to fuck woman. No?

pmsl, Pete, are you beating your chest for Cara??

LOL....I love to fuck one woman....because no other woman can measure up against her.....I have tried at LEAST 100 times before her :D

i'm only acting the bollox, just trying to get a rise out of you Pete Daoust (Y)

Poor bastard - all I see is this.

http://youtu.be/H7hfWS0A-RY

Did you walk to work or take your lunch?

....and remember, wherever you go.... there you are ;)

Who works in here ?

Besides Derek Hill, freezebee, dildo and that blond girl :-D

nah my business was summarily chewed up & i'm not moving another muscle til i know what i'm doing, i'm surviving on an army pension at the moment. minimalistic living has its own rewards :)

If your driving your car at the speed of light and you turn your lights on... Do they do anything?

Steven Wright.

I destroyed Fucks-the-Puppy thread, Ab Irato Please forgive me :)

Cara Small Atherton, my penis is crooked can ye straighten it gor me PLEASE? ;-)"

The wimmin on this thread are causung me great discomfort...uhoh.......I might have to......ahhhh....white knuckle shuffle...... Hahahahaha....don't blame me for this ladies. ...

Funny, I am digging for the LEGAL definition for the word WORK and here's what I have found :D

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/work

Where is our friend Dory Alexander babe from euostonia...or.....Cyprus ?? I hope she is all right with the insanity of the banker kunts there @ the moment....hmmm....I smells me a Buck - 0 - FIVE calling....

Working = Jailed :(

A little song for Scott Duncan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsy35MhLocI

Cant open the stroke it song Cara. ..I get the general idea...... ;-)"

Ahhh...never mind. ...urges have been temporarily put On HOLD. ..

Temporary on HOLD.....

That's all you've got? Every day, in every forum, no one can resist inserting bullshit into otherwise serious conversations. And yet, when presented with a forum to get it all out in the open once and for all, you freeze at a miserable 660 comments. If that's all you've got we can move on. But you'd better be sure this is all the bullshit you have to offer.

There will be special considerations offered to those who can't stay on topic elsewhere. So you'd better dig deep and produce something. I'd like to see this thread past 1000 comments - I know you have it in you. Speak now or forever hold your parts.

Honestly, I have participated in bullshit, but I am sick of it! You got it all out of me!

Well....except for me getting excited about watching someone get banned. I CANT STOP THAT BULLSHIT FROM COMING OUT!

I Love Lamp :/

Sure Chris Schulte...We've heard this all before. "I'm tired of eating, I'm bored with talking about my penis, that guy offended me by typing in a funny way".

The awesome lure of the gladiatorial banning is not bullshit - it may be slightly fucked up, but it is an event.

Is that Linux-Apache-MySQL-PHP, or are you putting in a plug for Graham Bell.

NO,NO, NO Tara, you have me wrong. I am NEVER tired of talking about my penis....just not here! But, I reserve the right to when we are discussing the lien that my corporation is placing on it. ;-) I have been pissed at T4L for the last week because its all drama. I want to get back to the worthwhile topics!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKfi7-4ISdM

i still stab my keyboard with index fingers i have no idea what you just said Tara

Lamp?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId6nrMDmUU

shade...

Nothing good can come from free word-association here Jason. The very thought makes me cringe in terror.

muahahahaha.... missed the previous post up... it was out of context... now that' some bulshit off topic on the bullshit thread... fuck

my bad :p

I wish I could participate more but ... :(

ok this is a bit that started me thinking... Carlins' earlier days when he did bit's... If you've seen it before, skip it, if not enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ssJtD08vCc

I've been too busy studying money Theory

Maybe I should ASK your definition of bullshit Tara Duncan, I do have mine which is LIES, but just in case there is more to it.....

Is that your definition of bullshit Dory Alexander ? :/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKcA4UglQkk

Reminds me of my favourite scene in "Meet Joe Black"

bull�shit (blsht) Vulgar Slang n. 1. Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language. 2. Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. 3. Insolent talk or behavior. v. bull�shit also bull�shat (-sht) or bull�shit�ted (-shtd), bull�shit�ting, bull�shits v.intr. 1. To speak foolishly or insolently. 2. To engage in idle conversation. v.tr. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense. adj. Very angry; incensed. interj. Used to express extreme displeasure or exasperation.

:-D....me too

'Bullshit also bullshat' haha for some reason that gave me a chuckle.

no where on that list Pete Daoust does it say that Bullshit is simple shit from a bull. :)

So ,Chad, are you saying his definition of bullshit is, in fact, bullshit itself? :)

Is Derek Hill full of shit?

Depends on what he has eaten today...

Correct question is: Is Derek Hill full of bullshit?

whatever it was he couldn't get it to add up 2+2=4

Most definitely, but I have no proof of my claim, just a hunch.

bullshit Share on twitter Share on facebook Share on more A blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious falicy.

Or, the excriment of cattle. "I smell something... Is it dog? No... Is it horse? No... I know. Its BULLSHIT!"

Poorly quoted "Only fools and horses"

Well, the concept is right.

Aside from Scott mentioning in the audio-clip with Derek, about how to possibly find remedy by escalating any possible grievance to the Crown for a Private-Prosecution, then to the O.P.P., then to the RCMP, and then, to the Privy Council - has there been a single thread in this post that has been of any USEFUL CONTENT?.....Pierre's legal-definition for 'WORK' aside ;)

..or is this what Daniel J Wentz had in mind when he mentioned Scott would make a TEACHING-AID out of someone?

LOL....thanks Derek Moran,... HAHAHA!!!

Mathew Morrill, I have stepped in MANY piles of shit from bulls and I can say as a matter of fact, "Yes, that was a pile 'o' Bullshit" :)

Chad. Would that not be spelt bull shit, not bullshit?

ahhh...come on Cara, stop the bullshit please :D

I thought Tara Duncan wanted us to reach 1000 comments. I must have misunderstood. That was the only comment I could come up with since yesterday. OH, and this one. I will stop the bullshit when I want to because FUCK OFF!

Hey, I came across some bullshit today, straight from a public servant's mouth :D

Like if it was a big surprise HAHAHAHA

Cara Small Atherton wants to get all rapey with me.

...Oh wait. That's not Bullshit.

Ya. News flash......that isn't hard to do. Pete Daoust

I already have some one to fill that role Scott Duncan. Oh and the other way around.

RAPE = WITHOUT CONSENT.....are we close to a 1,000 yet? :/

But I DO love flirting in case you haven't noticed.

Derek Moran. Don't you know how to scroll?

Flirt = Recreational disinformation.

You all gossip RIGHT, and GOSSIP about the RIGHT THINGS

..especially you, Cara ;)

Sorry Scott Duncan. I know how much you hate your time being wasted.

gos�sip (gsp) n. 1. Rumor or talk of a personal, sensational, or intimate nature. 2. A person who habitually spreads intimate or private rumors or facts. 3. Trivial, chatty talk or writing. 4. A close friend or companion. 5. Chiefly British A godparent. intr.v. gos�siped, gos�sip�ing, gos�sips To engage in or spread gossip.

Cara Small Atherton, good question. As I look down at the broken drying crust with fresh oozyness squiching up around me pant leg that the flies are newly attracted to "Fuck, Pile 'o' Bullshit'" comes to the tip of my tongue and is expelled with force and no thought what so ever to being grammatically correct.:)

It was Bullshit that I stepped into a pile of Bull Shit.

I call BULLSHIT!

Come on guys, MOTIVATION, need another 282 posts in here.....

My penis is big...ho ho ho ho ho ho

My balls are huge ......ho ho ho ho ho ho

This is unacceptable, I hope you are all prepared to face Tara's wrath for your shortcomings! ;)

I have a big mustache ......ho ho ho ho ho ho

^^^ Is that a Quebecois thing?

I can make 714 push ups in an hour......ho ho ho ho ho ho

No, it's a cowboy thing

Actually, I am thankful I live VERY far away from Tara Duncan. She yields great power from what I have seen.

and bullshit :D

I was talking about the mustache

i have a smalll confession Pete :/

Is their no equivalent to the word "do" in French? Must it always be "make"?

Yes, Pete Daoust. We know. We aren't as lost as you in conversation.

or have, or are

If you are finished, you are DEAD. WTF is THAT?

I see 734 posts for this thread, do you have the same number ? :/

can you guess which beachcomber you are? you are "why" the rest of the group now speak in beachcomber charecter voices in my head lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0sBSGVh6Rc

First time I see these Beachcombers :/

Hey...I speak very very very nice English :P

I have a video that proofed it :D

oh i'm a big fan of your video's pete haha

Hey Tara Duncan, can I just write without correcting my orthograph in this bullshit thread, ? :D

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/news/article-2384003/Consulates-Vatican-chaos-HSBC-tells-bank.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

I hear weird stories about the VATICAN these days :D

Can you imagine how your business has to be dirty if BANKS refuses it :D

yep some crazy shit going on, i hear they're planning an inquisition II :p its like the world has pulled a wheelie on its bicycle, the front wheel has fallen off & while we still have a few seconds "air time" we're eventually gonna end up with our nuts wrapped around the handlebar if we dont get off.

all the old pillars/beliefs are crumbling, things are changing, theres so much happening its hard to keep up, almost makes me giddy some days.... its all fuckin' surreal lol

I paraphrase: "I will stop the bullshit when I want, because, FUCK OFF". LOL. Clearly you are not familiar with administrator status. You have been provided with the bullshit thead to get it out of your system. When you do, we can move on. Frankly I expected better from people who love their bullshit.

A pile of bullshit by any other name...

im sick off going to court and getting shouted at thats why im here in TFL to stop using FREEMAN BULLSHIT

Hey judge I am a living foul Man fresh and blood owned by jesus the christ sakes....

public servant my flesh lives and my blood flows they love that one

I am clear. No misunderstanding there. I try very hard not to bullshit. At least I am trying. VERY trying. I really think I don't have much to offer, besides bullshit, a LOT of the time. So sometimes I am sucked in and want some one to know I am reading and creeping. I apologize. Don't know if any one notices, but when I see a string of bullshit that I have pulled out of my ass and helps no one, I have deleted it. If it would please the ones with administrator status, ANY of my posts that are seen as just "taking up space" and offering no info that is of value may be deleted. Not that I think you need my permission. If it makes some one laugh, yay. But it need not stay. I could also scroll thru and delete as a "homework" assignment at any admin's request. I'm not even sure I am completely qualified to decide what IS bullshit. I am pretty sure I can tell if something is COMPLETE bullshit tho.

I am so stressed out over being stressed out that I can't even remember why I'm stressed out it's f***ing stressing me out!!

"ME", I have found love in my heart, so people can call me stupid all they want I don't care....but it's virtual love, virtual heart and only virtual people that can do that.....no real fuckers are allowed to do it :-D

You seems to feel like cops feel Debbie :-D

"the blond girl"?

4 stars, 2 red dots Chris Schulte :-D

What do "cops" feel like, Pete?

It always amuses me when someone says they can tell what is, and is not, bullshit. I'm not saying you're incorrect in your assertion. It's just that so much of what we perceive is based on what we've been told, what makes us feel good, and what we wish things to be.

That's what I was trying to say but what do I know I'm just a fucking idiot

Cops are way too stressed, due to lack of training.....and I usualy keep these ASSERTIONS for myself.....but since this is bullshit thread, I gave it a shot, please forgive me if it's unwanted.....I perceive this based on personal experiences....dosen't creates any bad or good feelings on me, and no wishes expected and/or implied....

The world is full of people who will tell you you're an idiot. You're not trying to help them, are you? :)

Being dyslexic has its advantages

I see patterns and speech but that's just a mess I guess cause I'm just a fucking idiot

Yes I am....more will tell, better it will be for "ME"

Majority is ALWAYS wrong

John, you are NOT no fucking idiot mate....

Fuck.....gggrrrrr

Not no it's a double negative which is actually Oxymoron but what do I know I'm just a fucking idiot

Ok...NOW...you're a fucking idiot..hahahahahaha. ..troll..lol.lol..

Jesting too dude.

Not jousting....JESTING. :-D

definitely definitely

Pete, it's the minorities that make things change against the will of the masses...... Always has & always will.

That's when WE INSERT PICTURES OF ALL OF US IN THE T4LG.. HERE. <---------------------------

Synergy=WHOLE. EXCHANGED FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

but I think the ship of masses needs to be sunk

Ahhhhh...as long as Liberty survives I'm all good with that....but it's that that I fight for & will die for so please show me the door John.

what's the size of the boat that you were on the fishing boat

i've said this before, TFL has been a huge psychology lesson for me first & foremost. When we look down through the page we can see whats wrong #1. FACTS dont change our minds. we are given a fact, the posts/questions that follow is "US/WE" attempting to rationalise those facts with our beliefs, in many cases the fact is contrary to our belief (cognitive dissonance) & so we end up externalising the Horseshit (we use this term as opposed to bullshit sometimes) .... all over the page . As regards the acknowledged barrier of stupidity/idiocy/language/locality... thats there for us all, so effort should be made to talk like you are talking to a fuckin tourist :p i have a beaten path outside my home where neighbours glare at me pacing up & down like a lunatic, thats all thats wrong with me, i cannot accept the facts & so i struggle, when my mind is capable of just realising facts for what they are everything else, EVERYTHING, will become easier... clearer...just procedural.until then I struggle, Its fair to say that if we were a little more internalised about our struggle, the threads would clean themselves.. maybe?

since this is the bullshit thread i have a niggling question & didn't find a relevent thread to bring it up on. My PC thinks its american & constantly corrects my spelling wanting to replace S's with Z's & wanting me to remove the letter U from everything. if there is a definite reason for this, i have no doubt there is.... could someone put me wide to it... cheers

i've read the "U" /YOU on here i understand it is surety, is this the reason its been dropped from the "American" language :p

My PC is way more fucked-up than your's with this fucking French keyboard, I may write crazy shit sometimes :D

MINE too! Every time I write color or flavor or honor etc, it makes me second guess myself.

mine adds the u....

and the z... weird.

You mean zed?

ya... zed...

obviously there must be regional spell checkers, options can be changed but why was "U" removed from colour, flavour, honour in the "new world"??

Why was it put there in the first place?

Who the fuck cares ? :D

haha exactly cara, if U was invented & put in for specific reasons why was it then dropped??

Neighbour is another, the irish language alphabet has 24 letters with K & V being redundant, "Tusa/Tu" being irish for you, in fact the letter U appears in almost every european languages translation of the word DU & TU??

Maybe I think wrong & value the wrong things, but from reading this Tender for Bullshit thread, I have noticed 3 things: 1. I seem to walk in very late onto some of these threads 2. So many of us seem very full of bullshit 3. Cara Small Atherton can turn hockey sticks into javelins...this is a special kind of alchemy & from reading all the posts, I'm thinking that makes her the first one amongst us (outside of the administrators) that can actually add value :P

and a final thought...this may be the perfect thread in which to resurrect Fucks the Puppy :D

The puppy's done. Nothing left but the pathetic whimpering.

However, if, according to the information on www.servantking.info we resurrect him, aren't we performing necromancy, in effect creating a parallel universe to the current 'legal' system?...

Then we can all attorn to HIM, which may very well be our salvation, as the second coming of Fucks the Puppy (who had a bad 3 or 4 months for our sins) far trumps the 3 day hangover of Mary's zombie rape baby...if they fell for that other story for 2000 years, think how they'll eat up this crap :P

See, I can do bullshit too :D

i

dont

Fuck....cardiac assist. ..

C'mon John boy, come back! Stay away from the light! Get the defibrillator ready Adam Thomas, we can bring him back!

Ok tis the bullshit thread soooo..Derek Moran, will clear that gor sure...ok now I have to better.. ;-)"

It gets better and better.....just saying !

This is what I say to my kids ALL THE TIME...And to "ME"

�To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.�

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wait. I thought you said that you say it. Who is this Ralph guy?

I have no idea who he is, but apparently, he said it before me...

so .... what if nothing we think is original... all just choices we made, things we aligned ourselves to, without good reason, are we who we think we are.... or what we think everyone else might want us to be..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

That is why I "follow" no one. Some times it just happens that they went the same way, chose the same thing, said it before me, tried it before me, or they have enough proof that I am satisfied it is so.

Listening to great minds (good minds at least) does shed light on the choices that I may choose to "repeat" but it is still MY choice. That is as original as I think you can get, besides actually discovering something (which was always there) or inventing something that no one (supposedly) thought of YET.

" I never let schooling interfere with my education" Mark Twain.

This quote has tremendous value to me today, as it did when some influential teachers posted quotes daily on the chalk board, usually by great thinkers and philosophers.

For some reason I paid attention to these, as we were also were going thru 1984 by Orwell at the same time.

I actually was studying 1984 again in college in 1984...

So Point being, Mik Is that I agree, the depth to which the Noble lie has been bestowed upon us, is still being revealed to me... Now that is some huge bullshit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU0WOZ0jtD4

I am speaking of my will. Not sure about all the "freedom" stuff. All I know is I OWN my free will no matter what any one else tells/sells me. Everything else is temporary in my life. The only thing I "have" throughout my whole life on this planet is MY will.

That's just a random comment I haven't been reading this thread thought i should add a little bullshit to the mix ;)

It turns out Derek wasn't lying he just sent me this video of his time behind the gate :D.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WveaLUzHziQ

In general,do people really have "free" will? is it their own? what does a slave know of freedom, somewhere along the line i picked up a story about the emancipation of the slaves in america, how they partied that night, how they celebrated their new freedom & how they got up the next morning & went back to the fields. that story always stuck in me, those people loved their children, no doubt but they also infected them with their slave mentality,i'm sure within the slave community there was every descrption of individual including the free willed slave,the irish were the original slave & that mentality still flourishes here, i prided myself in the army because i was known as "ohh him" i thought i couldn't be tamed ... but standing here now looking back i was fooling myself, things are "less" cloudy for me now but only from the perspective of total white out... ever deeper i suppose :)

mmhhh... you guys are off topic again :D

In a bullshit thread is there ever really a topic I'm just doing my bit to get this thread over the 1000 mark so we can get back to work :D

So how about that whole second sun thing?

second sun??

Apparently we are ALL doomed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaYxZUiB-CA

Is that what you know about the possibility of there being a second sun Robert Cormier?

I heard that the sun's magnetic poles are gonna flip. Didn't read much about it, is that what you are talking about?

Is this bullshit ? :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6uHYwbd__8

Ben Lowry is a fuckin retard .... just sayin' ;)

That is the FIRST thing I see from him :D

this is indeed the thread for him Pete (Y)

yep...the first time I see and hear this guy and what he says make sense HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Who is that guy?

how much is the price of tea in China

he's just a grown man who runs a yt channel from his bedroom in his mums house ;)

He looks like powder...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlyR9U1pQ70

Yeah casper also lol

Where is my colostomy bag?? Nappie roadie in da house??

I have a bag of chemtrail here dude :D

My brain can't function tonight, it's like a shut down :-(

Chemtrails.....hmmm....sounds quite inviting...how much Carl? ?

I got a bag o horse shit.

Green horse shit...from a green horse....irish o course

Of course

Of course

Willing to trade had it been unicorn shit :(

Ohh fuck...ain't got me no unicirn shit ...but....I do have rocking horse shit. ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_rzQtNGaZU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGxDRCZTLbI&feature=youtube_gdata_player this is from 'Russell fightin around the world crowe....dedicated to all TARDS & DEREK F HILL...

Doogie howser is good.....@ choking on 'IT'..... .It being what ??

God is doin it.....

Scott is doin a new thing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ppisOulgG0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Now the post above is ffuuuurrdkkkkiinn funny as...

god is doin' a new thaaaaaangggg :p

supra protest that bitch too

Farkinnn pissa.... :-)"

So what would a olde bible be worth? ? I collect old dictionaries....older the better...& other hard to get out of print books....

We have the King James 1st edition. It was well over $100 ca. It is pretty weird to read. It just sounds ludicrous to me the whole time I am reading it. I haven't read much of the new test cause that is what they focus on more in church (grew up in church and bible college while dad was becoming pastor). It's the "nicer" part of the bible. I love the quote Scott Duncan posted in Gail Blackman's thread about finding this being and "killing" it. I think that IS what we are doing as it is a fairy tale and exposing it for what it is "kills" it.

An actual antique one tho I would have NO idea.

The reason I ask is because I've real expensive tastes in toilet paper..........

I vreaye ecpensive TOILET PAPER for Bankers & Lawyers. .

HaHaHA!

Siegs. ..CREATE

Fuckin ctacks in screen & furkin eyes are shitting me...I need TP gor my eyes....

Fuvk....siegs fails. ..FOR....

Fuck...fuck it...I can't beat this shit. ..see...fuckin piss poor. ..

Mathew Morrill. No but I had heard about that too. I am pretty sure it is a BIG Bullshit story. So quite appropriate for this thread.

The second sun one that is.

Phew...I'm all over this bullshit thread...dunno where the fuck I AM......I AM waiting in hospital for the knee jerk specialist to look @ my knee & go...." hmmm...hmmmm....yes....yes...operation blah blah....PAIN MEDS blah blah....legal heroin blah blah. ...or NOT OPERATION".....

Pain meds=DRIBBLE TOWN=BLISS OUT

Limp & pain for LIFE....OR....DRIBBLE TOWN??

Dribble town rules...I wonder if they had opium rooms in hospitals before...hmmm...

I reckon Derek f Hill smokes crack, shoots heroin, hooks his arse & wears nappies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_zBGYCsfPo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

"The jurisdiction of a government is theoretically unlimited"

Technically correct. Within their own jurisdiction, their power IS unlimited. Their jurisdiction ends, where another begins.

I wanted to leave the post here but it was to much stuff pulled out of his ass for this forum

Backed. ..indorsed. ..100% Deano. ..

I have an appointment with another knee specialist but I need an x-ray first then an M.R.I. Magnetic Resonance Imaging...then operation to attach Anterior cruciate Ligament. ...then I will be able to skip again in a whole FUCKING YEAR AFTER MY OPERATION. ....

Thank you criminal kunts compensation. ..KACHING...KACHINGO....

My wife had 2 replacements this year,wow she is awesome! she has one more month of recover it has been a long haul,I can totally empathize!

Thanks y'all. Dory babe I am glad ye have no ass like va damme because I do NOT tap blokes asses... :-9

Knee you are the weakest link. ...Good bye. .

Scott Duncanism. If Dean Clifford quotes A Scottism what does that make it? Yes my brain is stuck on trademarks I can't get out of my brain

It makes it 2+2=4= TRUTH. No matter who says it...as long as it equates to the same sum certain

We need a FUCKING article on jurisdiction....

"If Dean Clifford quotes A Scottism what does that make it?" Makes it a well endorsed Scottism. :P

887 comments! It's an admirable effort guys, but you're still falling short. But I'm sure if you REALLY put some effort into it, and dig deep, you SHALL prevail! :D

Today is the day, let's ramp this Shit pile up! The Shit winds are blowin today Rand.

Shakespeare belongs in here too :) In sooth, I know not why I am so sad: It wearies me; you say it wearies you; But how I caught it, found it, or came by it, 5 What stuff �tis made of, whereof it is born, I am to learn; And such a want-wit sadness makes of me, That I have much ado to know myself.

if I had some shit I would say the shit with someone that was other shit shit and then we'd have some shit Sharon to do because there's just nothing about shit about worship sure in there is possible to share some shit

what the fuck is united earth mysteries and beyond are you fucking serious

... She said "if this is love, sock it to me", so I spanked her again your honour....

Feel, conviction, belief. All the things I would not accept in Law. Hmmmmmm

We need a FUCKING article on jurisdiction....

oppsss...I've already said that :/

I think I have a brain problem, which is certainly a great thing...

Hold on. I am trying to catch up. :P

The bullshit in here stinks. :P

Is there anyone here trustworthy and having a cell phone I can text a pic to in order to upload it here, please?

You can use my cell phone

But I'll have to upload the Facebook app

Thanks but my message will not go through from my end. Did you get my FB message? Or my text?

I got your facebook message but not the text from my phone

I can help if needed...

Jason what she wants me to do is to look at two different communication threads to see if it is one person or two distinct personalities

I have a way of doing it I can see personality trait in the communication thread if there is a difference or not. it's kind of like the MMPI test they give you a prison

I see in 3d and something about it just shows me the matrix

she wants me to see if Derek Hill is another person I have dirt hills voice which is on the tape and then I also have his communication thread which I've followed for a couple months now

I would recognize his personality traits in someone else's thread no matter what name he called himself

Modern money mechanics

I wonder what welding would be like in outer space

No, Who-are You Frisbey. That is not what I want you for. You are mistaken. ;)

anyone seen my Llama?

...has great sphincter control.

when on his meds...

the Llama...

Is eating roast llama. ..with vegies

And Tards

garlic?

I just got me a new smart arse lap top

Sorry...I hot LIBERTY, a new lap top smart kunt of thing

Got

good for the arse-nal....

Faptop. ...laptop....fapfap...

Yes...now I van skype call kunts n shit.....awesum

I'm watching oblivion on faptop but using my phone to msn....

oblivion ... does it have anything to do with Llama's?

Got a new Faptop lol. I could use a new one myself, mines from '06

Bullshit? http://itccs.org/2013/03/08/a-legal-notice-to-all-agents-of-the-so-called-crown-of-england-and-elizabeth-windsor-and-to-all-canadians/

I have deep reservations about this Arnette guy, He is wrapped in belief, I think his approach does more to discredit victims then helping them.... He did an exorcism on a youtube thing I saw..

What force and effect does this really have?

out of touch for the day, talk to y'all later... 1000 is close.

Tards

in Tardis...

Stay on target. ....

focus focus

420

941 beers on the wall 941 beers

Adam Thomas, would sing, 942 kunts on a wall. 942 kunts. lol

Where is 943?

you're 942 cunt Adam Thomas 1

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

That's some bullshit right there^^

not playing for smartphone people

You're lucky then, It's just Rick astley lol.

oh my god that makes me feel so old I used to dance to that shit

I remember standing at parade rest what I heard walk like an Egyptian

but remember now I'm just the village idiot

Awwww c'mon guys, numbering a post just to make it a post is a bit of bullshit don't you think? :D Let's give ourselves a proper physical & emotional enema so all the bullshit is out on here once n for all :P

I agree, numbered posts do NOT count!

do Sol do sol count

look Ma, me can do counting...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acUix6Mz7kY

"do Sol do sol count"

Uhh...what??

I am about to let it rip big time in here, but this saying from Daniel J Wentz: THINK CAREFULY BEFORE YOU PRESS ENTER, is still haunting me :D

Well, this IS the Bullshit Thread...I think that this is most likely the ONE AND ONLY time that you can ignore that advice :D

No I can't, you guys will think I am crazy :D

do so when I looked at it if that do so do so not with the L

Ah, and you feel that YOU are QUALIFIED to make that assessment?

No that's why they call it dyslexia

Well actually, I was referring to your claim that numbered posts ("do so") count

oh

well the number thing keeps going up when I go when I post stuff?

go for it....

If this was a democracy I would vote that any one who posts a link to Rick Astley should be blocked from posting.

Who is this Rick Astley ?

Tom says he is a white man with a black dude's voice.

He has listened to WAY more music than I. I fixded it!

Fun English lesson #1: When trying to determine which pronoun to use at the end of a sentence, simply follow the pronoun with the corresponding verb. For instance, let's take that last comment,

"He has listened to WAY more music than me have" There you go...another perfect sentence.

On the general theme let me just say this.

You pathetic, mealy-mouthed, underachievers. You love your bullshit. You insert it into almost every thread on TTFL. And yet when tasked with the job of taking a thread, based entirely on bullshit, over 1000 posts, you choke like a bunch of little girls.

I fart in your general direction. If you can't make it in the bullshit thread, what possible use could you have to humanity?

Shit, I typed that with my outside voice.

Very well then...I'll go it alone. Like Rocky in, er, Rocky. Like the Terry Fox run. Like the sad octogenarians limping to the finish line after everyone else has gone home. You will succeed because I succeed.

Do you ever taste something and realize you haven't eaten it in days? I got that question from Scott - good one though.

Perhaps one or two snappy quotes, ""The subtext of that acid pit is acid. The content of the pit is also acid. I'll let you fully absorb it."

Famous movie quotes:

"We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

"We don't need no stinkin' badgers"

I think you may have scared them all away.

I had a great idea once for a seafood restaurant - but it was apparently unsuccessful because of the cool name I chose. To this day I have never understood why none of the people polled liked the name, Visage de Poisson.

Shit pit= shit pit. ...

Fish face?

You know, we can SEE you "liking" the comments...we KNOW you are there. You yellow-bellied varmints!

Poisson is chicken isn't it? In french? ?

Only if it's a fish.

Gaining a little momentum now. Not running alone. Stalwart support from the erudite in the group....well done lads (and lasses - don't even go there Kate)! OVER THE TOP...CLUSTERFUCK TO VICTORY!

When I was a child my family took me to the nearest large city to see one of those children's comedians. Walking up to the venue I walked into some aging, alcoholic man and stepped on his foot. I was overcome with joy when I realized I had stepped on none other than the man himself. I smiled and squealed with joy, exclaiming, "Aren't you Uncle Billy?" He looked at me and slurred "Fuck off kid!"

Ok, I stepped on him and got his name wrong. And actually that whole story is bullshit.

Men, are you ever out walking with your mom, your dad, or your significant ""other" and realize you're feeling, "Not so fresh"?

Pugs snore. True story.

I have reviewed this thread and come to a swift conclusion. The majority of this is SUB-PAR bullshit!

I'm sorry, but most, (well, pretty much all) of you just don't meet our requirements for bullshit. We have VERY high standards here, you see, and frankly...you just didn't make the grade.

The results of our recent opinion poll for the inappropriate insertion (no pun) of a completely inappropriate audio or video reference is in...

Sadly "Two girls, one cup" came in a disappointing second. So in its place, the number one contender for inappropriate adult content -----

http://youtu.be/VMgzvhuyONw

That's bullshit. That didn't even play!

And now for some total bullshit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrYNm-YnlTc

Oddly I am reminded of one of my favourite books, written by some guy, which I read once...well actually I scanned it looking for juicy bits.

At some point we find our hero walking through a massage parlour as he pursued the stereotypical bad guy - and he stops for a happy ending. Loosely paraphrased the dialogue reads, "She was making a little effort now, but he stopped at exactly the wrong moment and it fizzled out like a damp puncture." I sure loved that book.

I can't fucking believe people unblock me. what did I do wrong

Squirrel zapper - I LIKE IT. I hear it comes with the very compelling "Double your IQ or no money back" guarantee.

Who-are You Frisbey. Huh?

Pete unblock me.

�It�s sarcasm, Josh.�

�Sarcasm?�

�It�s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren�t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.�

�Well, if the village idiot named it, I�m sure it�s a good thing.�

�There you go, you got it.�

�Got what?�

�Sarcasm.�

�No, I meant it.�

�Sure you did.�

�Is that sarcasm?�

�Irony, I think.�

�What�s the difference?�

�I haven�t the slightest idea.�

�So you�re being ironic now, right?�

�No, I really don�t know.�

�Maybe you should ask the idiot.�

�Now you�ve got it.�

"What?"

�Sarcasm.�

- Christopher Moore, "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal"

it's a miracle I can see pete post

and you guys are being way too mean to Richard Ashley

So there we were, sitting around, trying to come up with the big finish, and Kate spotted a spider the size of a Buick (no, really). So two women spring into action. We briefly discuss whether a fly swatter will do the job - there was no consensus, so I approached with caution and whacked it with the dollar store fly swatter. Possibly dead, probably stunned...it floated slowly down to the ground and landed in one of those self-cleaning ash trays with the plunger that drops the butts into the container. Quicker than you can imagine, Kate leaps up and hammers the plunger sending the mostly dead spider to his 1) dusty demise 2) ashy fate 3) butt bone-yard. Girl power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is now Schroedinger�s spider. At the same time both dead and alive. And the end of a personal triumph in bullshit. One girl, a friend and two pugs. And that's not bullshit.

Oh come on, CLEARLY it was only the size of a moped. (Uhh...nobody open that ashtray for a few days)

http://youtu.be/dxTNqYAWISs

wonders if quntom, mathematics was used in making said ash tray

Curiously I was expecting a somewhat more triumphant finish. I have battled back, through what some might coin insurmountable odds to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. Success is a fleeting thing really.

I'll just sit here eating chocolate cake and wait for the cards and letters to start flooding in.

Well girls, you managed to put it over the 1000 post goal! (...and there was much rejoicing!)

Sorry you had to do it alone. Christians will happily spew their bullshit, EVERYWHERE... except the bullshit thread... where it would be useful.

We put out a call for bullshit. You all failed.

Just when I think all of you have run out of ways to be worthless eaters, you show me that your uselessness knows no bounds. I'm in awe.

...and as a side-note: Having a boat filled with hot chicks, is paradise, but you can't fall asleep, because boats have spiders. They could not rely on my manly manliness to kill the spiders, and so they...

...well, I THINK there's a spider trapped in my retro 1950's ashtray... That's what i gather from the above testimony...

SERIOUSLY! HOW DO YOU FAIL AT BULLSHIT?

ok...here is one thing I do every night.....

For some reasons, I BELIEVE that my body can ill itself, I am deeply convinced that some little spaceships are inside of me by trillions, and I order them each night before I fall to sleep, to do the cleaning inside of me, I want them to ELIMINATE everything that is NOT good for my body....oh wait..!!!!....FUCK!!!....maybe that is WHY I am brainless ? :/....

Anyway, that could be considered as BULLSHIT, but I still do it anyway......true story :(

Pierre, you spew more bullshit than anyone here. CSIS agents pull their hair out whenever they read the threads you contribute to. Your Fringlish contribution here, is a fine example.

...but it's too little, too late.

You've failed.

But fabulous Consolation Prizes are in order for a LEAST having the balls to comment...which is more than the rest of you can say :p

Would you like to know what you have won?! Why, it's a slightly-used, half-full, Retro ashtray! (Uhh...I wouldn't open it!)

You Racist :D