Scott Duncan
You french. No creativity. :P
Cop: Dispach! I was chasing down Fucks-the Puppy and my cruiser did a sharp right turn into a ditch!
...and the brakes are fucked!
...careening down an embankment into the St. Lawrence, now dispatch!
...aaaaaaaaaaahhhh.. glug glug...
See how much better that is? And the cop never talks to you :D