The Tender For Law

Volume 3

Jul 25, 2013 11:20 PM

Scott Duncan

Oh the fun we can have. :D

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schwit1 writes "Stomping on the brakes of a 3,500-pound Ford Escape that refuses to stop�or even slow down�produces a unique feeling of anxiety. In this case it also produces a deep groaning sound, like an angry water buffalo bellowing somewhere under the SUV's chassis. The more I pound�

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Scott Duncan

You french. No creativity. :P

Cop: Dispach! I was chasing down Fucks-the Puppy and my cruiser did a sharp right turn into a ditch!

...and the brakes are fucked!

...careening down an embankment into the St. Lawrence, now dispatch!

...aaaaaaaaaaahhhh.. glug glug...

See how much better that is? And the cop never talks to you :D