Stuart Stone
But we have to get the book sales up n running first...and everyone who brings in a new follower gets 90% of the proceeds of the book...
And then we need a university called Fucks the Puppy University...and a regular segment on a failing online radio station, where the host can ride on Fuck the Puppy's coat-tails to victory, fame & fortune!!! :P
Ok, who's in? :D