You all think wrong, and value the wrong things :P This means you CAN'T make correct observations, and ask the right questions.

Most of these forums are people arguing over "Half Full"/"Half Empty". I'm saying you should climb out of the piss. :P

How? I've had guns pointed in my face. I still have mine :P

Um... sure. How do you intend to do this? :D

...and here I was thinking I was in the middle of the best sexual innuendo in years! Talk about a let-down! :P

Talk's cheap. :P You know how to show "gratitude" :P

That doesn't really BENEFIT me, now does it? :D

Again, it's not a benefit if I am unaware of the actual practical benefit... ...which lives entirely in your head at the moment...

You KNOW I'm only in it for the tail. If you TRULY love me... you'd be picking out your stripper heels and headded over :P

For the purposes of "Gratitude Expression", your shoes must look just as good when you are standing as the do behind your ears. I thought everyone knew that :D

So this "love" you declare that you have for me... ...will I get laid as a result?

Still trying to figure out the benefit here...

Then this love you claim to have benefits me in NO tangible way then...

I think you've come full circle and arrived back at "talk's cheap, honey!" :P

soon as I figure this out.. weed and hookers for everyone... 2 or 3 for the admiral per day ... if that helps? ;-)