Scott Duncan
Or...
Do it in english...but QUEBECOIS ENGLISH! :D
YOU: Hellos? CRA: Yes, we left lots of messages for you... YOU: Massage? Yoo meen like ` appy ending? OK's! CRA: Are you trying to be smart with me? YOU: Oh yes's! I beez very smarts alls dee time! Dat is far better dan the stoopidity! I am likings smart! CRA: Sir, I... ok you know what? Fuck you. *click* YOU: :(