David Johansen
"Another PERSON assumes SURETY for your actions." [insert] NOTICE of MISTAKE. (i might not know who exactly the surety is, but it certainly is not ME) [apparently I am NOT responsible for the actions of that person sinse sombody else signed for that pleasure]
your who? does it have a S.A.G. card? (the B.A.R. card for movie actors)
no worse, he has an Admiral Duncan.