Derek Moran
Scott Duncan: You can't walk into Wal-Mart's head office, and present papers claiming to be Wal-Mart EMPLOYEES. It's the same thing.
FUN FACT: If they are on BAIL or PROBATION, they are PEACE OFFICERS! The condition on EVERY BAIL and PROBATION ORDER:
..., and to KEEP THE PEACE and BE OF GOOD BEHAVIOUR.