mmhh...I don't see anything in there that says FUCKS THE PUPPY says to go fuck them self :(

lol, I'll put that on the envelope, maybe that will end it right there ! ha ha ha

Do you have the guts ? :D , they will think that someone from Canada Post did that, no big deal :D

lol, in bright red sharpie ink so it won't be missed?

Come on, do it, take a picture and post it, BE FUCKING WILD !!!!!!

I'm kinda sad I had to take out Derek Moran's creative tort section...I quite liked that, lol

I'm going to rewrite this. I'm not suggesting it isn't good, but I think it would be a good exercise for me and my learning..editing is always easier then writing lol

And post your's please :)

I will, I'd like it critiqued :)

Fuck do I love collective brain, it's very USEFUL for me :D

yes absolutely Gail, good idea, I should try and take a pic of the order itself, so everyone can get a better feel for the entire scenario

tidbit from un declaration of human rights... Article 17. (1) Everyone has the right to own property alone as well as in association with others. (2) No one shall be arbitrarily deprived of his property.

What is a " declaration"? Please don't look in your ass for the the answer...

dec�la�ra�tion (?d?k l??re? ??n) n. 1. the act of declaring; announcement. 2. a formal statement; proclamation. 3. something that is announced or proclaimed. 4. a document containing an announcement or proclamation. 5. Law. a. a formal statement of the plaintiff's claim in an action. b. an unsworn statement that may be admissible as evidence. 6. a bid in bridge, esp. the successful bid. 7. a statement of goods, income, etc., subject to a duty or tax.

TL;DR A Declaration has as much legal authority as my declaration that Irene Gravenhorst is my little cum-bunny of lawful standing. It's legal white noise to distract the ignorant.

And it works big time baby :D

I don't remember being a signotary to the "declaration".

Welove...YOU didnt, your parents did when they "declared" you

I thought they've registered me :/

My parents were a signotary to the declaration of human rights?

only a court or tribunal can make one right. a declaration.

fuck :/

For fuck sake! Scott types "my declaration that Irene Gravenhorst is my little cum-bunny of lawful standing."... ...AND someone follows that with "only a court or tribunal can make one right. a declaration." *sigh*

YOU are FREE to DECLARE ANYTHING YOU WISH at ANYTIME!

If I were YOU, I'd go with Scott's favorite "You're an idiot!"

I declare... Kelleran? Let us see your rewritten Notice when its done. Gail too. Id do the same but Im always pressed for time. All the ad hominem bullshit and deviations from thread kill my interest in here very very quickly, but Id still like to se what changes you make and how tight we can get your...whatever the piece of paper youre using to do this. I wouldnt wanna use the wrong word and say "Notice" when its a "Petition" or say its a "Petition" when its a "Motion", or say its a "Motion" when its a "Notice".

I have a SECOND question for you Shawn, seeing as you left my first unanswered. What IS "all the ad hominem bullshit" you are refering to?

Declaration of ME: :Shawn Ofthefamily Folkes does not understand WHAT ad hominem really means. Signed and Witnessed this 26th day of May, in the year of your lord 2013.

He is banned, he can't amswer you...lol...

For really?

Yup

Clearly I've missed something.

Yup

Re; Notice. A little long winded and repetitive at times...try and condense it to 1 or 2 pages if at all possible, because in court or any other personal interaction you will need to verbalize your contract and you'll be up against a very short attention span. Just an idear.