Derek Moran
"If this is supposedly worth at least a $1 million, then fine, i have no problem paying for this $200 speeding-ticket. On the condition however, you tell me how to use it to pay my fucking rent with it. Just DO, your JOB, public SERVANT, tell me where to sign, so i can give you the VALUABLE CONSIDERATION, which is my SIGNATURE, then fuck off, and go back to doing your job, which ultimately, is whatever is in my best interest i.e. 'Fiduciary-Duties-to-me' " :))