James Baal
SOME GUY: SIR..is that YOUR SIGNATURE on this DOCUMENT? ME: SIGNATURE equals SURETY, LIABILITY is that correct? SOME GUY: Uhmm ???...yes SIR. ME: Ah..OK The PERSON you are looking for has its address at blah blah blah blah.......I am lawful holder sole Beneficiary of this PERSON. SOME GUY: AEHH??? SIR this address you gave me there is THE DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL PROTECTION... ME: Thats correct have a nice day....
I have a written confession that MY PERSON is PROPERTY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL PROTECTION at this ADRESS..I also have been invited to come and visit IT!