Feb 26, 2013 5:38 AM

This tickled me, A quote from a friend........"The way their law of gravity contravenes my inalienable Sovereign rights is unforgivable. I hereby demand my freedom from the oppression of the powers that be, who are using their occult magic of gravitation to hold me on this place. They better either rebutt my claim, or grant me my requested immunity from these laws of gravity, or I will enact my fee schedule and charge them a quintrillion gold bars for each day such laws prevent me from visiting my home planet."