Scott Duncan
OMG I have SO much to type.
Work your way up the ranks. You aren't Nobility. Do not use "will". Your "will" is not a factor. You aren't qualified.
*RIGHT ANSWER SMACK-DOWN*
"Should YOU or YOUR OFFICE attempt joinder, such attempt SHALL be CONSIDERED an attempt at FRAUD".
...and that's how you do it.
* Struts away smugly *
(Fuck I have a lot of typing to do...)