Ill lob you the questions.. you answer them in your best pissed-off-tone- besides...archiving the audio i think would save you a years-worth of typing answering the same questions a hundred times ;)
"Next caller..oh,GAIL BLACKMAN- she'd like to find out how to properly fill-out a bill-payment-remittance before she mails it to the Bank of Canada by registered-mail, Scott.....plus - she'd like to know where her and her husband could meet you and Tara for a FOURSOME" ;)
I'd like the Swedish Bikini Team to serve me coffee in the morning and blow me while I check THE TENDER FOR LAW...
...we don't always get what we'd like...
One-hour shows if 2 is TOO long.. first-show using Pierre's dilemma to help others.. second show helping Dean Kory out.. third-show for Kelleran How-To-Deal-with-the-officer-who-promised-to-come-back..... ;)
I have to say the above sounds fun and educational...that hardly ever happens in the same time frame!! I'm in, I got tons of questions you'd hate to answer over, and over....and over again! ha ha ha!